Charlotte: When I grow up, I wanted to be a ballerina, but now I know I can’t.
Me: What??? Why not?
Me Thinking…Who told her she couldn’t do something??? What the heck???
Charlotte: Because I toot and burp.
Me: Huh?
Charlotte: I toot and burp. And ballerinas don’t do that. And I will.
Andy: You think ballerinas NEVER toot nor burp?
Charlotte: They can’t or they can’t be princess ballerinas. So I can’t. Because I will still toot and burp.
End of discussion.

Hey, kid is honest. Love it!