Three conversations WITH MY TODDLERS I’ve had since Friday:
Mommy: (Friday morning) Time to get up…after school and dinner we may go to Aunt So-and-So’s (insert neighbor’s name) house to meet some other neighbors.
Stella: So you can drink some wine with her?
Mommy: (Singing along to song in the car on the way to Kroger)
Charlotte: What’s your favorite drink?
Mommy: I’m not sure, what do you think?
Charlotte: Mommy juice. (= wine)
Mommy: Oh, really.
Charlotte: Or beer. You like daddy’s beer.
Stella: Mommy, what food don’t you like?
Mommy: I’m not sure there’s a food I don’t like. (which is a problem!)
Stella: Well, you didn’t like that wine last week.
(She’s right, I dumped a cheap bottle that was YUCK. Didn’t even save to cook with.)
Hmmmmmmmm……………
June asked me if I like wine or coke better. Out of context it sounded doubly bad.
Someday you’ll remind them that they are the reason you drink 🙂
Hystarical! 🙂
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So the lipstick color I wore in high school and college was called “Wine with Everything.”
busted by the under 4 set!
I keep saying I need to drink more.